- person: stop apologizing.
- me: sorry.
- me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
- me: shit, sorry i--
- me: SORRY I MEANT--
- me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
- me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
- me: fuck
- me: sorry
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
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