- person: stop apologizing.
- me: sorry.
- me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
- me: shit, sorry i--
- me: SORRY I MEANT--
- me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
- me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
- me: fuck
- me:
- me: sorry
Posted 1 month ago
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
Tomb Raider (2013) and Tomb Raider (1996).
look at this. technology is so amazin. we have eveolved from triangle titties to round titties. 2013 we did it
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Posted 1 month ago
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
(Source: heathel-mollis)
Posted 1 month ago
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
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Posted 1 month ago
i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Posted 1 month ago
jesus fuck stop
its funny cuz they never actually get to date anyone at all
Now with more HNNGHUGUHH!!!
